The Rise of Skywalker – Why it Sucks

The Rise of Skywalker – Why it Sucks

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  1. BMX!!!
    BMX!!! 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Im not gonna lie I actually really like tlj. Theres some parts im not s huge fan off like some of the decisions they made with luke,the message and ideas of it were interesting when I thought they would be further explored. This movie completely ruined any hope i had for this trilogy.

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  2. Randomguy
    Randomguy 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I think the redemption was fine but I agree they should have had Rey die and Kylo would have to atone for his sins. only she would have known he redeemed himself so he would be hunted for the rest of his life, so he would have to rebuild the jedi order without anybody finding out (possibly changing his name) just like Rey he would have to become a nobody
    also the way they treated Finn also pisses me off.

    Honestly if they do another trilogy I hope they bring Ben back. was stupid to kill him off like that or in general. now the Skywalker name is completely gone

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  3. Henrique Tesser
    Henrique Tesser 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    i crack so much on your reviews, hope you continue doing it!

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  4. Tenoch Inca
    Tenoch Inca 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Swapping Ben and Ray at the end is simple and genius

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  5. Ethan Dugan
    Ethan Dugan 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    56:45 Not to mention one of the people who owned one of those lightsabers was Anakin who whether you dislike the prequels or not you have to admit having his lightsaber buried on the planet he grew up on as a slave and the same planet his mother had died on is kind of disrespectful in a storytelling way.

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  6. Kabindra Pradhan
    Kabindra Pradhan 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I forgot this movie existed but now i remember and I’m sad

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  7. Trentcast
    Trentcast 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Skip to 3 minutes for content

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  8. Michael Alan
    Michael Alan 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    You should do a Game of thrones season 8 video

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  9. mrcixthsunshine
    mrcixthsunshine 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Finn and rey should have gotten together.

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  10. Ash B
    Ash B 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I want to see your end to this trilogy with that Kylo arc so bad now, with him and Rey almost as a Killmonger/T'Challa thing, where they're fighting, but that other pov is there. And Kylo realizing the cost and ending on tatooine would have been so much more satisfying then Rey being a "Skywalker." The kiss stays though, it just gotta lol

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  11. ShootNPissUrSelf
    ShootNPissUrSelf 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Never watched this movie and I never will.

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  12. Robin gaming
    Robin gaming 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Bro I think it's really a 2/10

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  13. Agent BamBam
    Agent BamBam 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    what's funnier

    Prequel fans Trying to defend the movie
    or
    Prequels Get absolutely getting bashed by youtubers and even the actors in the, movie

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  14. Michael Alan
    Michael Alan 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I only made it halfway through TLJ. Haven't watched any Star Wars since.

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  15. Mitchell Lilly
    Mitchell Lilly 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    What is the song during our favourite character, Klaud's, best moments? Nice jive-y, meme song

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  16. Nate Ryan
    Nate Ryan 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    no cap re write this whoel movie a little and it would be good for the start of a trilogy

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  17. God Emperor of Mankind 3.0
    God Emperor of Mankind 3.0 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    some of your story changes were stupid.
    first, how is rey so strong then, if shes nobody?
    second, why have the knights of ren around at all? have ben be the only traitor and thats it. Vader was. actually why do we have ben? why do we need him? isnt he just Anakin-lite? i understand havving a main traitor villain but he cant retread on ground we've already seen, the emotional little brat who feels betrayed by his bosses and has mommy issues. in my version, the main villain is Jacen Solo and hes an intelligent wise badass who feels absolutely committed to doing what he feels is the best path for the galaxy and the republic.
    why did you keep Luke killed off? shouldnt he be kind of a secondary main character behind your main young lead?
    why did you keep so much horrible shit from Last Jedi? i feel that film needed a page one rewrite too. whyd you keep the Force being too fucking overpowered? whyd you keep rose when ultimately she served no purpose at all and her storyline cut into time that we could have spent with rey?
    why did you keep Force Awakens a pale knockoff of New Hope?
    why did you not draw from Legends, which has a ton of really good ideas and felt way more like a true sequel to the originals?
    i would also set this movie in real time. make it actually 40 years from Return of the Jedi. that means any children of the original cast should be in their mid 30s and have kids of their own. leia should be a grandma by now.

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  18. Andrew Diaz
    Andrew Diaz 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    You had your own anime opening with “Rain”?!

    Dude, this is why you’re one of my favorite YouTubers.

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  19. TheHominator
    TheHominator 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    This movie has more plot holes in the first half hour than most trilogies have.

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  20. Ash B
    Ash B 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Hearing "But no, he literally made him…in a cave," my brain immediately went, "With a box of scraps!" and you did not disappoint. Bravo sir.

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  21. The Memelorian
    The Memelorian 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    DUDE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?! YOU MADE ME REALIZE THAT BEN WAS A SKYWALKER SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINNING AND NOW PIECING IT TOGETHER THAT REY SACRIFICING FOR BEN WOULD'VE BEEN A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER (even though its still a mess of a movie) FOR THE MOVIE AS A WHOLE TO COME INTO CONCLUSION THAT BEN WILL CARRY THE SKYWALKER NAME.

    I mean sure he's a solo but technically solo isn't even Han's real family name, just a name given to him by an imperial officer at an enlisting office. Skywalker has that weight and heft to carry the ending at least to some mediocre satisfaction for THE WHOLE 9 WHOLE DAMN EPISODE SAGA OF THE SKYWALKERS.

    But still HOLY FUCK, what a massive opportunity gone to waste. Well the whole sequel actually.

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  22. jimmyboy131
    jimmyboy131 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    The Bad Batch was excellent if you liked the Clone Wars series.

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  23. GrimmmyG
    GrimmmyG 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I think I commented this same thing last time you reviewed this, but God I still wish they would've swapped Rey and Kylo, last jedi plays with gray morality and then faceplants back into black and white in the final act. I would've loved Rey going dark, and Kylo goin good. But that only works if they had planned these movies.

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  24. FREEMAN DUBSTEP
    FREEMAN DUBSTEP 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    JJ: "Well fuck it, Filoni will make it work later"

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  25. Caughlinn L33
    Caughlinn L33 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    im currently rewatching every star wars movie with some of my friends who never saw any of them before and they really liked the OT. we're all probably going to laugh through the PT and then i am looking forward to this movie ruining the entire series and breaking all our hearts over what could have been

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  26. TheHominator
    TheHominator 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I still cant believe how they managed to shit on George's Legacy that hard and there are still people out there defending the Sequels and saying they were good movies. Those 3 movies should not be considered Canon.

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  27. Dylan Gold?
    Dylan Gold? 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    all great changes! Keep the Klaud cam moments and I'm sold!

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  28. soundwave803
    soundwave803 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    This movie is an example of trying to please everyone and ending up pleasing no one.

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  29. oscar ramirez
    oscar ramirez 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Sorry Marcus I have to stop watching this and go listen to some full metal alchemist songs.

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  30. Lord Touch Me
    Lord Touch Me 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    It kinda ruined Star Wars for me as well.
    I feel fucking exactly the same.

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  31. Owen C
    Owen C 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Oh, trust me. I didn’t forget about Phasma.

    Battlefront 2 reminds me every day…

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  32. Se eu fosse um queijo eu iria me chamar Mussarela
    Se eu fosse um queijo eu iria me chamar Mussarela 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I really don’t like TLJ. I like the ideia of changing existing concepts and taking risks; but the way the movie handled it felt so disrespectful to the SW saga and the fans. However, I completely agree that TFA shouldn’t have ignored the whole point of the movie right before it. The fact they did it made the whole trilogy so weird and completely pointless

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  33. Everett Davis
    Everett Davis 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Ok that last change with Kylo Ren is absolutely genius.

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  34. GFMK113
    GFMK113 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Bro turned into RLM at 30:34

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  35. O P
    O P 22 June, 2022, 12:44
  36. R3LAPZE Gaming
    R3LAPZE Gaming 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Kylo good guy kiss me now arc is BS

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  37. Zaccaria Jaschob
    Zaccaria Jaschob 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Literally the funniest shit. Keep up the good work!

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  38. Gary Major
    Gary Major 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Reva has shown that you can get stab in the stomach with a light Saber twice and live. Kylo was a whimp.

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  39. Nems
    Nems 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    The sequel trilogy was a reaction to all the boomers who wouldn’t shut up for 10 straight years about how the prequels ruined Star Wars, and episode 9 was a reaction to all the relentless last Jedi hate on the internet, turns out, listening to the angry neckbeards isn’t a good decision in the long run

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  40. Depressed Raptors fan
    Depressed Raptors fan 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    12:12 I laughed so hard but it didn’t feel right😭😭😭😭

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  41. Peter Red
    Peter Red 22 June, 2022, 12:44
  42. Menzy
    Menzy 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    Episode 7 was a 4/10, Episode 8 was a 2/10, and Episode 9 was a clean 1/10. What a trilogy. It ruins Star Wars knowing none of the "chosen one" stuff matters or the battle against the empire. Then Disney really hammers in destroying Star Wars with how they've made the Boba and Obi-Wan shows.

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  43. RobMchallday 2001
    RobMchallday 2001 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    That last suggestion you made was honestly a very great point and would have been a far better ending.

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  44. The Germaine Gym
    The Germaine Gym 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I love roasting this movie

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  45. Zachary Bradshaw
    Zachary Bradshaw 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I hated it because not only is Rey breaking cannon but she take away from old and new characters and just inserts herself as the hero of a story that ISNT HERS it’s a anakins story his legacy and she steals his lightsaber and his victories making the last 6 movies completely pointless

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  46. Chris G
    Chris G 22 June, 2022, 12:44

    I've watched the first 6 star wars movies at least 3 times a piece since the start of 2022. I've watched TFA 3 times ever, once being in the theater. I've watched watched TLJ 1 and a half times and once was in the theater. I've watched TRoS once in the theater. This is how I still continue to enjoy Star Wars I just ignore the new movies.

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